I Need A Pinochet!

Have you ever just gotten so sick of left wing nonsense that you just wanted a right wing coup d’état to come in and start executing liberals? You’re not alone, I sometimes feel this way myself. Today I felt so strongly about it, I decided to write a song about it. Like to hear it? Here it go.

To the tune of Bonnie Tyler’s “I Need A Hero” – This is “I Need A Pinochet!”

I Need A Pinochet!
I Need A Pinochet!

Where has all the freedom gone and where is all the gold
Where’s the rights we used to know like keep and bearing arms
Isn’t there a leader, restore prosperity
Late at night, the blacks run wild and I see white people flee

I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet free up all the markets tonight
Privatize Industry, open up trade, and sentence all leftists to die
I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet massive repeals overnight
Stop the inflation, stabilize currency, sentence the leftists to die, oh leftists to die

Somewhere after midnight, I see Fox News Alerts
The White House under seige right now, The President’s been hurt
Black and yellow flag’s been raised, And we’re all awaiting word
Granted he’s not Rothbard, but this might be a damn good start!

I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet free up all the markets tonight
Privatize Industry, open up trade, and sentence all leftists to die
I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet massive repeals overnight
Stop the inflation, stabilize currency, sentence the leftists to die,

I need a Pinochet, I need a Pinochet sentence the leftists to die!


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