I finally got my 23andMe report back, and the bad news is, I’ve been contaminated. My huwhiteness credentials have been stained by small amounts of Ashkenazi (<0.1%) and Middle Eastern/North African (0.2%) DNA. The good news is, nobody can call me a racist anymore, because I’m an African American Jew.
I think it worked out pretty well, all things considered. I got the Jew IQ without the Social Justice Warrior bug. I got the Kebab capacity for violence, without the compulsion to blow up a bus for God.
I also have 319 Neanderthal variants, which is more than 96% of 23andMe customers, even though only 4% of my DNA is Neanderthal.
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