Comcast: The Official Cable Network of the Alt Right

I saw a commercial on TV earlier about a new feature on my Comcast voice activated remote control. Just hit the voice command button and say “Black History Month” and you’ll be introduced to all sorts of fantastic afrocentric horseshit.

Since I’m usually inundated with racist propaganda of a decidedly different variety, I figured I’d try it out. Unlike the racial group being promoted, this actually worked.

But I wasn’t done just yet. I wanted to see if Comcast still cared about their white customers. So I hit the voice command button again and, well, just watch the video…


Christopher Cantwell comedian, writer, voice artist, and Patriot.

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