In an effort to foster a more inclusive workplace, Jetsam Marketing Solutions announced Wednesday a new plan to implement diversity by conducting hourly regimented killings of white employees and hiring a more equitable percentage of minority candidates in their stead.
Oh, wait a second. That’s from satire site, The Onion. Nevermind, here are the real news stories.
A deputy opinion editor at the liberal Huffington Post boasted Wednesday that the site achieved its monthly goal of publishing fewer essays by white writers. Chloe Angyal said the goal was to get the percentage of white contributors below 50%, and that though this had been accomplished she still wanted to “do better”. Other accomplishments included more content from “trans women”.
Further illustrating the undesirability of whiteness, school administrators in British Columbia are trying to “fight racism” by posting a series of white-shaming posters on school walls, in an effort to educate students on the evils of “white privilege.” Superintendent of Schools Teresa Downs in one poster said, “I have unfairly benefited from the colour of my skin. White privilege is not acceptable.”
Not everyone is enthusiastic about this remarkable progress toward a word without whites, however. A German food bank recently announced a “Germans First” policy as migrants rapidly began to overwhelm the service, leaving hungry Germans to go without and feel intimidated. For trying to help their countrymen, the food banks building and vans were defaced with graffiti which reads “Nazis,” a label the food bank owners have decided not to remove.
Down under, Australia’s home affairs minister, who oversees immigration, said South African white farmers “deserve special protection,” as that country has moved to slit the throat of whiteness by expropriating farmland from whites without compensation. South Africa’s foreign ministry has fired back against the proposal. “There is no reason for any government anywhere in the world to suspect that any South African is in danger from their own democratically elected government,” Ndivhuwo Mabaya, a spokesman for South Africa’s foreign ministry, said in a statement. “That threat simply does not exist.”
In 2016, Economic Freedom Fighters leader Julius Malema said “We are not calling for the slaughtering of white people, at least for now.”
But of course, it isn’t whites being targeted, goyim. No. It’s those wonderful undocumented immigrants who are the real victims. Forget the fact that they are actually holding public office in California and ruling over citizens. Illegal immigrant activists are allegedly being targeted by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) for speaking out. Imagine that? Our country is so racist that foreign lawbreakers can’t even loudly and publicly try to influence our government policies without fearing arrest!
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