Why I’m Talking To The Feds

A listener asked me about concerns he had about me talking to the feds, this was my response.

Thanks for your support and for reaching out to me on this. I realize it puts you and a lot of other people in a very difficult position, and I wish I had better options.

The key thing to understand here is this. We are not criminals. If the FBI searched every electronic device I have ever owned and pumped me full of top secret truth drugs and extracted every letter of knowledge I had about the Alt Right, I literally couldn’t give them a single fucking criminal. The libertarians are always panicking about this shit because of drugs. We’re not drug dealers. We’re not working with foreign governments. We didn’t come to our permitted demonstration intent on violence. All of the information and evidence that I have favors us, and condemns our enemies, and there is a significant amount of it.

The communists are going to the FBI with every out of context piece of horseshit they can find, adding lies to it, and we’re lawyering up and acting like criminals. Talk about fuckin optics.

My risk/reward calculation is different from that of most people. I’m facing 40 years in prison on false charges and the prosecutor is choosing not to prosecute my accusers for perjury after he admits to catching them in lies. For me, this is not a choice between talking to the FBI or talking to hot chicks.

I am privy to information I cannot make public, which strongly suggests the FBI is going after Philly Antifa. Philly Antifa were the primary instigators and perpetrators of most of the Charlottesville violence, and there is video proof of this. The people I mixed it up with on August 11th were Philly Antifa. The people who falsely reported me for brandishing were Philly Antifa. Emily Gorcenski is close friends with Philly Antifa. The guy who maced me on August 12th is Philly Antifa. The bitch who was swinging the baton when I said “GET THAT FUCKIN STICK!” is Philly Antifa.

They engaged in interstate travel to participate in a riot, a federal crime. There was a federal grand jury convened while I was in jail to supposedly investigate our guys for this same crime, and all the bolsheviks went insane talking about “don’t snitch” and “Virginia is for Grand Jury Resisters”. A riot sure as hell ensued in Charlottesville, and I surely traveled interstate, but I most definitely was not looking forward to a god damn riot. THEY WERE.

If these scumbags get indicted, as they should, it basically torpedoes the case against me. My alternative is to place my faith in a Charlottesville Jury, a corrupt prosecutor, a biased judge, and two lying witnesses, one Jew, one tranny.

Maybe the feds fuck me over. It’s a distinct possibility. But I’m DEFINITELY getting fucked by Charlottesville.

Seeing as to how there is absolutely no chance I could snitch on our guys EVEN IF I WANTED TO, on account of our guys not having committed a crime, I don’t see how this could be a bad thing. If I wasn’t facing 40 years in prison, sure I’d say “Why bother with these feds?”. But either the feds are going to help me, or they’re going to add to my already life threatening situation.

I’d rather share a cell with these bolshevik motherfuckers than let them get away with this crap.


Christopher Cantwell comedian, writer, voice artist, and Patriot.

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