It’s good to be back. You might have heard I needed to take a little time off, but clown world takes no breaks, and duty calls.
There’s a lot going on. Notre Dame burned, and there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THAT. If you think this has anything to do with the Jews and their Gentile dupes trying to destroy every last relic of Christian European history, then you are a racist conspiracy nut who probably listens to shit like the Radical Agenda!
An open homosexual named Booty Judge announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Democrat, as you’ve probably guessed. He would also be the youngest president in American History, so he and his so called “husband” will make fine role models for all the young goyim who have yet to decide if they want to be genetic dead ends, and dump the last of their family’s DNA in the shit pipes of other degenerates.
If you thought Booty Judge’s last name was funny, get this… His butt buddy’s name is Chasten. Chasten Booty Judge. I suppose we now know who the top in that relationship is… Or do we?
I guess we’ll have to wait for the debates to find out, and I’m not even just making a homophobic joke here. I think that’s hugely relevant. I mean, if we’re going to have a fag president, I’d honestly feel a lot better about it if he was a top.
Now, for those of you who don’t have libertarian degenerate friends, I should probably explain what I’m talking about here. Like, gay dudes are not egalitarians, fundamentally. They got top and bottom, big spoon little spoon, pitcher catcher. You follow? Sure some of them are switch hitters, or versatile or whatever, but generally speaking there are people who make deposits and people who receive them. I’m not endorsing this shit, I’m just telling you how it works.
With that in mind, you gotta choose between the two as President, I think you’ll agree that a fudge packer is better than a pillow biter. I mean, sure he’s got no investment in the future beyond the horizon of his own existence, but I just feel like he’d be a lot better at protecting America’s interests if he was the type of guy to grab another dude by the hair and test his gag reflexes, than if he was the type to pull his panties to one side and bend over the arm of the couch, whimpering with anticipation.
You might think I’m splitting hairs here, but this is deadly serious. Who would the Chinese be more likely to declare war against? The guy in the facial abuse video who was standing there at the end, spitting on the recipient’s face and saying “Thanks you stupid whore!” or the guy who was laying the floor afterwards, not sure where the snot ends and the mascara begins? It would certainly be a lot more comforting to hear about how President Booty Judge was doing in the polls, than to hear about how the poles were doing in President Booty Judge. Don’t you think?
You might assume that a guy who would become mayor and seek the Presidency would be naturally dominant and thus a top. You might say the same thing for him giving the other guy his last name, but you must have forgotten that he is a Democrat. These people are all about upending the power structures of our society. If we had nothing but gay top presidents for the next six presidential terms, the Left would be in absolute hysterics talking about top privilege, and demanding that the next President be some size queen ass gaping queer porn celebrity.
Now I’m not saying I’d endorse the guy if I found out he was pitching instead of catching. But these are the kinds of decisions we’re going to be making once immigration turns America permanently blue. I mean, think about it, do you want a straight female negress, or a gay white male? Don’t go all ancap on me and reject the system, this is the world you’re going to live in soon. Whether the fag was a top or a bottom might be the deciding factor in your vote come 2024, so you need to learn this stuff.
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